Thursday, March 27

Who's Your Daddy?

In an unprecedented move, Rite Aid will now sell over-the-counter paternity tests in California, Oregon and Washington. According to today’s NY Times article, this “appears to be the first time a DNA test is being sold through a major phamacy chain.”

Which is good news for my fly-ass dope lady friends over on da west coast. Not so chill for all those broke-ass dead beat playas who just trying to get they own.

Another downside to all of this is the inevitable decline of established experts in the medical field of paternity testing. What will Jerry Springer, Montel Williams and Maury Povich do now?


Greg said...

I'm glad I don't live in California, Oregon or Washington.

Daily Nuzzo said...

apparently, people are hijacking the comments section. this comment didn't come from 'greg' but instead came from someone far more conniving and clever. i like the direction that this is headed.