Monday, March 31
Rain postpones Yankees opener; prolongs inevitable soul-crushing season for fans
It’s a shitty day here in NY, and the gusty winds and rain have postponed today’s scheduled home opener between the Yanks and the Jays until tomorrow at 7:05 p.m. They say rain is good luck on a wedding day, so that must translate to opening days for major sports franchises as well, right? No, seriously…right?