Friday, May 30

Dear Daily Nuzzo


Dear Daily Nuzzo,

Do you know what kind of batteries a TI-83 calculator takes?

Sincerely,
AVH





Dear AVH,

Considering that I took my AP Calculus exam with an abacus, I am completely dumbfounded by this question. No, I do not know what kind of batteries a TI-83 takes nor do I want to know why this is your biggest concern of present time. My advice to you is to put down the calculator and pick up a life on your way home from the nerd factory.

That was kind of harsh. It takes four AAA batteries.

4 comments:

Allison Van Houten said...

The Daily Nuzzo is not only entertaining, but also informative! I am going to buy my new AAA (4) batts now and graph a parabola in your honor. Make it three parabolas and several lines with both positive and negative slopes. y = mx+b , BABY.

James Lake said...

Here's some other information you won't find anywhere:

Point Break

I can make it happen.

"johnny's got his own demons...
Don't you, johnny?"

Anonymous said...

Yo B,

The TI-84 PLUS got me some straight A's at Suffolk this semester.

Now you'll excuse me, as I have to go practice my "Triple Lindy" for the big Dive Meet!

Oh yeah, my driver (Rocky's Brother-in-Law) says: Whassup?

Anonymous said...

Really, AVH?