The New York Police Department will start random testing for steroid abuse among their underpaid/overworked officers.
Apparently, some cops have been hitting the juice hard, which is not very shocking to me.
Every time I ask a cop for directions or to arrest that man running away with my purse, they look at me with a blank stare and continue on with their conversation.
Is gross indifference a common side effect of roids?
I disagree with this new measure.
I think that steroids are beneficial, if not essential, for the NYPD to fulfill their civic duty – protecting Gotham from murderers, muggers and terrorist attacks all while looking super-ripped in those tight, navy blue outfits.
Did I just write that out loud?
Sorry, my mind wanders sometimes.
Police Department to Start Routinely Testing Officers for Steroid Use
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